Thursday, September 22, 2016

all you need to know about babies.

(by an expert)

well, he's finally here, guys.

so just let me know if you have any questions.

by now I know all the important things about babies.

like the right spot to hear a baby's heartbeat.

and all the best baby knock-knock jokes.

and how to knock out anyone
who doesn't treat my baby brother with respect.

that's right.
I know people.

on the whole, babies are really pretty easy.

 all they need is a little bit of lovin.

(and a lot of diaper changes.)